Warning! Boobies Ahead


The following post has pictures of boobies please do not read if you do not want to see boobies!  (Especially if you don’t want to see mine) …

Because the time has come to unveil the twins.

It’s been three weeks since I’ve had the twins inflated, the steritape is still on the incision so obviously they aren’t quite beach ready but I know that lots of you are hanging out to see “The Twins Version 2.0” so I figure I will just “put them out there” (quite literally).

I guess we should see what I started out with ..

This is what happens to boobs after losing lots of weight, getting pregnant twice, putting the weight back on (twice) and then losing it again – not to mention the effects of feeding two kidlets with my very own milk vending machine.

So pretty saggy!

My ideal was to fill out what I had (that top part that is flat). To achieve this Doctor Mellow inserted 290cc round implants under the fascia of the muscle.

Three days after surgery they looked like this ..


Actually my entire body was quite swollen – which I found quite random, but never the less its a good point for those of you considering surgery to know.

Three weeks after surgery they have settled down and this is how they will pretty much look from now on …

And the twins look like this in a bikini ..

As you can tell I need to go shopping for new bikinis! 😉

So there ya go!  The before, during and nearly after of the twins …  my verdict?

When I have clothes on, you can’t actually tell I have new boobs, they look like they could be “all mine”, however when I’ve got a bikini top on you can tell they aren’t the real deal they are pretty round, big and upright 😉  But all in all I love them!

Oh and in case you are wondering .. they aren’t hard to touch.   If you have had children and breastfed the best way to describe it is that they feel full, like when you wake up before the first feed of the day.  If you haven’t had children I guess they feel similar to a balloon that has been blown up to its capacity (but that’s a guess lol).

My biggest worry?  Have you seen any triathletes/ironwomen with boobs??  I haven’t!

Till next time

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7 Responses

  1. Stacey says:

    I’ll have bigger boobies than you doing tri’s hehehe. Just requires a really good sports bra 😉

  2. Deborah says:


  3. Donloree says:

    Love it…ahem…THEM. Awesome. You’re hilarious and I love you to death. This is possibly my most favorite blog post of your’s yet. lol.

    Two words for you – Duct Tape.

  4. Kari says:

    They look GREAT!! Woohoo!!

  5. Reina says:

    Yay!!! They look fantastic!!! Good for you!

  6. JO says:

    Looking great!

  7. Bee says:

    They look awesome….I want to get mine done.

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